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“The problem with our churches today is that the lead pastor is some sissy boy who wears cardigan sweaters, has The Carpenters dialed in on his iPod, gets his hair cut at a salon instead of a barber shop, hasn’t been to an Ultimate Fighting match, works out on an elliptical machine instead of going to isolated regions of Russia like in Rocky IV in order to harvest lumber with his teeth, and generally swishes around like Jack from Three’s Company whenever Mr. Roper was around.”

“With odorous oil thy head and hair are sleek; And then thou kemb'st the tuzzes on thy cheek: Of these, my barbers take a costly care.”

Care Hair Oil Cheeks Barbers

Book:The Works of John Dryden: In Verse and Prose, with a Life

Source: The Works of John Dryden: In Verse and Prose, with a Life

“It's a small town; everybody eats in the same cafe; everybody gets their hair cut in the same barber shop. That kind of community building, I think, begins to bridge those gaps.”

Thinking Kind Community Cutting Building Hair Towns Bridges Shops Gaps Small Town Cafes Barbers Community Building Hair Cut Barber Shop

Author:Joe Thompson

“The first (barbers) that entered Italy came out of Sicily and it was in the 454 yeare after the foundation of Rome. Brought in they were by P. Ticinius Mena as Verra doth report for before that time they never cut their hair. The first that was shaven every day was Scipio Africanus, and after cometh Augustus the Emperor who evermore used the razor.”

Firsts Used Cutting Hair Foundation Reports Rome Emperor Razors Augustus Evermore Barbers

Author:Pliny the Elder

“I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.”

Looks Cutting Hair Cost Findings Resent Charging Barbers

Author:Tim Conway

“I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.”

Humor Funny My Own Too Much Cutting Hair Sick Coming Out Barbers

Author:Robert Frost

“When you go into your customary barber shop, you will wait for the man who gives you a little better shave, a little trimmer hair-cut. Business leaders are looking for the same things in their offices that you look for in the barber shop.”

Men Giving Looks Littles Waiting Leader Cutting He Man Hair Office Shops Business Leaders Barbers Hair Cut Barber Shop

Book:Succeeding With What You Have

Source: Succeeding With What You Have

“Asking for financial advice from a financial planner is like asking a barber if you need a hair cut.”

Ifs Needs Cutting Advice Hair Asking Financial Planners Barbers Financial Advice Hair Cut

Author:Warren Buffett

“That was in Crescent City, California, up near the Oregon border. I left soon after. But today I was thinking of that place, of Crescent City, and of how I was trying out a new life there with my wife, and how, in the barber's chair that morning, I had made up my mind to go. I was thinking today about the calm I felt when I closed my eyes and let the barber's fingers move through my hair, the sweetness of those fingers, the hair already starting to grow.”

Source: Where I'm Calling From: Selected Stories