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“I hate having long hair. It's like walking around with a dead koala on your back!”

Long Hate Hair Walking I Hate Long Hair Koalas

Author:Russell Crowe

“I hate hats! Hats just give you really bad hair! I had a hat sometimes. Frankly, you get burnt so much anyway, it's beside the point. And when you're walking into the western sun, no hat in the world is going to save your face and neck from being sizzled.”

World Giving Sometimes Faces Hate Sun Hair Walking I Hate Western Necks Hats Your Face Bad Hair

Author:Robyn Davidson

“There are a lot of people walking around with long hair now and some trendy middle class kids in pretty clothes. But nothing changed except that we all dressed up a bit, leaving the same bastards running everything.”

People Long Running Kids Bits Class Middle Changed Hair Walking Clothes Leaving Middle Class Dressed Up Long Hair Trendy

Author:John Lennon

“When I was young, all the politicians looked like ancient Latin teachers or greengrocers. They were mumbly, stumbly men with their hair blowing in their eyes, walking into trees, opening the wrong door. They had no idea how to present themselves.”

Men Ideas Eye Young Teacher Doors Tree Hair Politician Walking Ancient Opening No Idea Latin Hair Blowing

Author:Dylan Moran

“I have never been in a natural place and felt that it was a waste of time. I never have. And it's a relief. If I'm walking around a desert or whatever, every second is worthwhile.”

Ifs Felt Natural Hair Walking Waste Desert Relief Wasting Time Worthwhile Wildlife Every Second

Author:Viggo Mortensen

“I remember walking into drugstores when I was younger and seeing all the hair color boxes on the shelves and just being so in awe. Having the control to dye your hair and change your look is such a part of self-expression.”

Looks Self Remember Seeing Color Expression Hair Walking Boxes Awe Just Being Shelves Self Expression

Author:Olivia Wilde

“Hello, Halberstam," Owen says, walking by. Hello, Owen," I say, admiring the way he's styled and slicked back his hair, with a part so even and sharp it... devastates me and I make a mental note to ask him where he purchases his hair-care products, which kind of mousse he uses, my final guesses after mulling over the possibilities being Ten-X.”

Way Kind Use Care Asks Possibility Products Hair Walking Ten Notes Finals Hello Admiring Mulling Over Mulling

Book:American Psycho: Picador Classic

Source: American Psycho: Picador Classic

“But carbon 13 [the carbon from corn] doesn't lie, and researchers who have compared the isotopes in the flesh or hair of Americans to those in the same tissues of Mexicans report that it is now we in the North who are the true people of corn.... Compared to us, Mexicans today consume a far more varied carbon diet: the animals they eat still eat grass (until recently, Mexicans regarded feeding corn to livestock as a sacrilege); much of their protein comes from legumes; and they still sweeten their beverages with cane sugar. So that's us: processed corn, walking.”

People Stills Today Lying Animal Hair Walking Flesh Grass Diets Reports Sugar Carbon Feeding Corn Researchers Protein Tissues Beverages Livestock Sacrilege True People Isotopes

Author:Michael Pollan

“Most people would never admit it, but they'd been bitching since they were born. As soon as their head popped out into that bright delivery-room light, nothing had been right. Nothing had been as comfortable or felt so good. Just the effort it took to keep your stupid physical body alive, just finding food and cooking it and dishwashing, the keeping warm and bathing and sleeping, the walking and bowel movements and ingrown hairs, it was all getting to be too much work.”