“Honey, what happened to "ladies first"? Husband replies, "That's the reason why the worlds a mess today, because a lady went first!"” WorldFirstsReasonTodayMarriageHappenedHusbandMessReason WhyHoney Author:David Letterman
“I never planned to acquire a lot of jewels or a lot of husbands. For me, life happened, just as it does for anyone else.” DoeHappenedHusbandAcquireJewelsLife Happens Author:Elizabeth Taylor
“People often ask me what happened to my first husband? And I say, I killed him.” PeopleFirstsAsksHappenedHusbandAsk Me Author:Florence Henderson
“Clothes have special power. I'll always remember the raspberry colored v-necked silk sweater I was wearing on my husband and my first date. If I hadn't been wearing that sweater that night, would any of it have happened?” IfsFirstsRememberNightHappenedSpecialHusbandClothesMy HusbandSilkSweatersFirst DateRaspberries Author:Delia Ephron
“My sister Wendy has a husband and two children, and they have a family photo on top of the VCR, where they're all looking slightly to the left. As though something is going on over there! I guess something happened over to the left that made everybody happy! Except my sister is cross-eyed, so she can't quite pull it off. One eye is right-on.” ChildrenMadeTwoHumorEyeFunnyLeftHappenedHusbandCrossesMy SisterWendyVcrFamily Photo Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I tend to agree with my husband, that to continue the conversation about something that is an important topic, particularly now, which is that of gun control, through his narrative, which is actually what's happened, I don't think it was a conscious decision of, "That's what we're going to do," but that's what seems to have happened, and that's not a bad thing.” ThinkingImportantSeemsDecisionHappenedHusbandConversationConsciousGunAgreeNarrativeMy HusbandBad ThingsGun ControlTopics Author:Katey Sagal
“That's why I have to be a fiction writer, because I can't remember what just happened or where I went last week or what movie I just watched with my husband. I'm better off just making things up.” I CanLastsRememberFictionHappenedWeekHusbandMy HusbandBetter OffBecause I CanFiction Writers Author:Bonnie Jo Campbell