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“For the first time in longer than I can remember, I feel peaceful. Not happy. Not sad. Not anxious. Not horny. Just all the higher parts of my brain closing up shop. The cerebral cortex. The cerebellum. That's where my problem is. I'm now simplifying myself. Somewhere balanced in the perfect middle between happiness and sadness. Because sponges never have a bad day.”

“Who did you eat this time? (Acheron) It wasn’t a who, akri. It was something that had hornies on its head like me. There were a bunch of them actually. All of them had hornies and they made a strange moo-moo sound. (Simi)”

Made Sound Strange Bunch Like Me Horny

Book:Acheron: A Dark-Hunter Novel

Source: Acheron: A Dark-Hunter Novel

“I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.”

Safe Dawn Cracks Horny

Author:John Sandford

“Am I horny enough to hump a bedpost?" Mica asked. "Not quite yet. Should I consult with you first, Doctor?" Sarcasm lay thick and heavy in her voice. "I believe a consult would be a good idea." Ely nodded with mocking solemnity as Mica lifted herself onto the gurney. "You never know what you may end up hurting if the act isn't done properly.”

Ifs Knows Should Firsts Believe May Ideas Ends Done Enough Would Be I Believe Voice Hurt Doctors Lays Heavy Sarcasm Good Ideas Thick Should I Horny Solemnity

Book:Navarro's Promise

Source: Navarro's Promise

“Since i couldn't remember the "real" first time i'd lost my virginity, this would have become my de facto first time. I wanted a better story then: I did it with this boy who i wasn't very into and who had mysterious Gaterade breath; in his room decorated with sports equipment; at least he was nice enough to provide condoms and get his ancient, horny dog to leave us along.”

Firsts Real Enough Stories Wanted Remember Lost Sports Rooms Boys Nice Dog First Time Breaths Ancient Mysterious Equipment Virginity Horny Condom

Author:Gabrielle Zevin

“Why is Anthony Amowitz using his pimp smile on you?” “You’re only calling him a pimp because he’s here. At Marcie’s.” “Yeah, so?” “He’s being nice.” I elbowed her. “Smile back.” “Being nice? He’s being horny.”

Nice Calling Yeah Being Nice Horny Pimp Her Smile

Book:The Complete Hush, Hush Saga: includes Hush, Hush; Crescendo; Silence and Finale

Source: The Complete Hush, Hush Saga: includes Hush, Hush; Crescendo; Silence and Finale

“What i'm trying to tell you," Min said, "is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old ladies. It's in my genes. Like self raising flour. i'm going to pouf." "thats going to work out well for me," Cal said. "because i'm going to grow up to be one of those horny old men who chases chubby old ladies around the couch.”

Men Trying Wells Said Self Grows Growing Up Work Out Old Man Genes Going To Work Couches Old Lady Horny Flour

Author:Jennifer Crusie

“OH KYO KUN! Isn't it said that eating pink noodles turns you into a horny pervert?!”

Said Turns Eating Horny Noodles

Author:Natsuki Takaya

“Five trolls in a dra-a-a-a-ag,' the four-inch man sang from my shoulder. 'Four purple condoms, three French ticklers, two horny vamps and a succubus in the snow.”

Men Two Three Five Four Shoulders Snow Inches Purple Horny Condom Troll Vamp Succubus

Author:Kim Harrison

“Being nice? He’s being horny.”

Nice Being Nice Horny

Book:Crescendo

Source: Crescendo

“And now she was just Gabby, currently staying in a dreamy, magnificent castle in Scotland with a Fae prince who did all kinds of non-nasty, non-inhuman things like tearing up lists of names, and returning tadpoles to lakes, and saving people's lives. Not to mention kissing with all the otherwordly splendor of a horny angel.”

People Kind Names Kissing Angel Lists All Kinds Saving Lakes Staying Magnificent Nasty Scotland Castles Fae Splendor Inhuman Horny Dreamy Highlander Tadpoles Immortal Highlander

Book:The Immortal Highlander

Source: The Immortal Highlander

“This isn't animal experimentation, where you an imagine some proportionate good at the other end of the suffering. This is what we feel like eating. Tell me something: Why is taste, the crudest of our sense, exempted from the ethical rules that govern our other sense? If you stop and think about it, it's crazy. Why doesn't a horny person has as strong a claim to raping an animal as a hungry one does to killing and eating it?”

Ifs Thinking Feels Persons Doe Ends Suffering Strong Animal Imagine Crazy Taste Eating Claims Killing Hungry Ethical Experimentation Horny Animal Experimentation

Author:Jonathan Safran Foer

“The wolf in him demanded he kick (the door) down and claim her. The man in him just wanted to hold her close and protect her. He’d never been so torn. So confused. So damned horny!”

Men Wanted Doors Protect Claims Down And Kicks Confused Torn Horny So Confused

Book:Night Play

Source: Night Play

“Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny.”

Three Emotion Hungry Hormones Horny

Book:Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl—A Woman's Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship

Source: Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl—A Woman's Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship

“To be honest, I think love is complete bullshit. I don't think anyone ever loves anyone. I think the best people ever get is horny; horny and scared, so when they find someone who makes them horny, and they get too scared of the world outside, they stay together and they call it love.”

People Thinking World Together Love Is Honest Scared Being Honest Bullshit Horny

Author:Neil Gaiman

“Lies are horny little buggers, they breed like rabbits and bound around just as insanely and then you have to try to keep track of them.”

Trying Littles Lying Bounds Track Rabbits Horny

Book:Iced: Fever Series

Source: Iced: Fever Series

“I’m going out, remember?” I prodded. “And I’m going to drink too much, which makes me horny. Don’t forget to take your vitamins, ace.”

Remember Forget Too Much Drink Going Out Vitamins Horny Aces

Book:Entwined with You

Source: Entwined with You

“Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.”

Ifs Men Needs Two Emotion Hungry Hilarious Sandwiches Bargains Horny

Author:Adi Da

“Ultimately, I want to make everyone horny.”

Want Music Horny

Author:Patti Smith

“As a horn player, the greatest compliment one can get is when a person comes to you and says, 'I heard this saxophone on the radio the other day and I knew it was you. I don't know the song, but I know it was you on sax.'”

Knows Persons Song Player Heard Radio Compliment Horns Horny Saxophone

Author:Clarence Clemons

“A horny Igbo girl's nipple can be used to crush diamond”

Used Girl Crush Diamond Horny Nipples

Author:Pete Edochie

“I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.”

Walks Player Bars Horny

Author:Johnny Bench

“Love is what still goes on when you're not horny.”

Stills Friendship Love Is Goes On Friendship Love Horny

Author:Robert A. Heinlein

“That's the thing that we said about the horn before: it's a focus issue. It's like a singer versus a drummer. If a drummer's playing a drum beat, and a singer starts singing, what do you think the audience is going to do?”

Ifs Thinking Said Audience Issues Focus Beats Singing Singers Versus Horns Drummer Horny Drum Beats

Author:Charlie Hunter

“No one is fit to judge a book until he has rounded Cape Horn in a sailing vessel, until he has bumped into two or three icebergs, until he has been lost in the sands of the desert, until he has spent a few years in the House of the Dead.”

Inspirational Years Has Beens Two Book Funny Three House Lost Judging Fit Desert Sand Sailing Vessel Horns Horny Capes Iceberg Sailing And Love

Book:From a writer's notebook

Source: From a writer's notebook

“And blessed are the horny hands of toil.”

Hands Blessed Toil Horny

Author:James Russell Lowell

“The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.”

Men Believe Mean Bigs Turns Mistake Ten Twenties Adolescence Teenage Twenty One Fourteen Thirteen Puberty Horny Big Mistake

Author:George William Curtis

“There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.”

People Way Should Hell Horny

Author:Colleen McCullough

“No man is born into the world whose work is not born with him. There is always work, and tools to work with, for those who will, and blessed are the horny hands of toil. The busy world shoves angrily aside the man who stands with arms akimbo until occasion tells him what to do; and he who waits to have his task marked out shall die and leave his errand unfulfilled.”

Men World Hands Dies Waiting Born Work He Man Arms Tools Tasks Blessed Busy Occasions Toil Horny Errands

Book:The poetical works of James Russell Lowell

Source: The poetical works of James Russell Lowell

“I can play every instrument there is, every horn, I've played all the saxes and trumpets and everything and keyboards.”

I Can Play Instruments Horns Trumpets Keyboards Horny

Author:Dick Dale

“Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.”

Heaven Vision Alcohol Halloween Delicious Candy Max Horny

Book:Hilarity Ensues

Source: Hilarity Ensues

“As far as arrangements after the basic track is cut, if I'm writing a horn arrangement or playing strings, I might arrange that, plan that out. Other times, I'll just sit and roll tape.”

Ifs Writing Might Cutting Plans Track Strings Tape Arrangements Horns Horny

Author:Bernie Worrell

“If you've only got one horn playing, I still want the sense of ensemble.”

Ifs Want Stills Horns Ensemble Horny Mulligans

Author:Gerry Mulligan

“Esquire, in a July, 1957 issue, has a photograph of me playing the French horn at the Five Spot.”

Issues Five Photograph Spots Horns July Horny French Horn

Author:David Amram

“So it's really hard for a horn player to comp. But I'm totally into trying to switch those paradigms around and find a little magic space where that works, and try to mine that.”

Trying Littles Hard Space Player Magic Mines Horns Paradigm Horny Trying Hard

Author:Charlie Hunter

“I always felt as a horn player, a jam session wasn't satisfying enough for me. I should have been a rhythm section player, actually.”

Should Has Beens Enough Felt Player Should Have Rhythm Satisfying Sections Session Horns Jam Should Have Been Horny Rhythm Section

Author:Lee Konitz

“Mine is the horny hand of toil.”

Hands Mines Toil Horny

Author:John Singer Sargent

“Not only the bull attacks his enemies with curved horn, but also the sheep, when harmed fights back.”

Fighting Enemy Sheep Bulls Horns Horny

Author:Propertius

“Spin Me Round was number one all over the world, everywhere. It changed the face of pop music, no question. We took technology further than Trevor Horn.”

World Faces Numbers Technology Changed Rounds Pops Horns Pop Music Horny

Author:Pete Waterman

“The only very rugged part of the route is in crossing the Big Horn mountain, which is about 30 miles wide.”

Bigs Mountain Wide Miles Routes Horns Crossings Horny Rugged

Author:William Henry Ashley

“I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.”

Thinking Years Shows My Own Gone Chemistry Lacking Horns Commentary Horny

Author:Jerry Lawler

“I had the Big Horn river explored from Wind River mountain to my place of embarkation.”

Bigs Wind Mountain Rivers Horns Horny

Author:William Henry Ashley

“But if I didn't have to make money, I would still play my horn.”

Ifs Stills Play Making Money Horns Horny

Author:Sonny Rollins

“We had an old Victrola with the old bulldog they used to have there. The horn would come out.”

Used Horns Horny Bulldogs

Author:Jay McShann

“Joining Yes was one of those stupid things that you do sometimes. It was one of the two or three times in my life that I've done something that I knew was wrong.”

Two Sometimes Done Three Stupid Three Times Joining Stupid Things Horny

Author:Trevor Horn

“I had a really good time in New Orleans, although I had some very tragic times in Baton Rouge. Some guys beat me up and threw my horn away. 'Cause I had a beard, then, and long hair like the Beatles.”

Long Guy Causes Hair Beats Good Times Tragic New Orleans Horns Beard Horny Long Hair Rouge Baton Baton Rouge

Author:Ornette Coleman

“I am associated with techno epics.”

Epic Horny Techno

Author:Trevor Horn

“I used to go with him and I'd sometimes play, take over from him. That was my first taste of the music business, I suppose, but I was also in the youth orchestra at Johnston Grammar.”

Firsts Sometimes Play Used Youth Taste Orchestra Grammar Music Business Horny

Author:Trevor Horn

“I hate having to read the manual.”

Hate I Hate Manuals Horny

Author:Trevor Horn

“When we started making electronic music I imagined that the reaction we got from the rock musicians must have been similar to the one the beat groups got from people like my dad.”

People Has Beens Groups Rocks Dad Musician Beats My Dad Reactions Rock Music Horny Electronic Music Rock Musicians

Author:Trevor Horn

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