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“Two devils rose from the water, and flew off through the air, crying, 'Oh, oh, oh!' and turning one over another, in sportive mockery.”

Two Humor Water Religious Air Cry Devil Rose Flew Mockery Sportive

Book:The Life of Luther

Source: The Life of Luther

“We need not invite the Devil to our table; he is too ready to come without being asked. The air all about us is filled with demons.”

Needs Humor Religious Air Ready Devil Tables Filled Demon Invites

Book:The Life of Luther Written by Himself

Source: The Life of Luther Written by Himself

“I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!"”

Want Humor Funny Air Cold Balloons Cold Air Air Balloons

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!"”

Years Ideas Humor Funny Hours Simple Boys Air Comfortable Yeah Twelve Conditioning Air Conditioning Sweatshops

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.”

Humor Funny Air Cold Grandfather My Grandfather Balloons Cold Air Air Balloons

Author:Milton Jones

“Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved.”

Problem Humor Funny Air Shops Owners Sweat Conditioning Air Conditioning

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I just want to apologise for being late. I was flying back from Spain and the air hostess said: "We are two hours late Mr Carson." When I asked why, she said: "The pilot has heard a funny noise in the engine that he doesn't like, so we are waiting on another pilot who can't hear it."”

Want Said Two Humor Funny Waiting Hours Heard Air Late Flying Noise Engines Pilots Spain Hostesses

Author:Frank Carson

“I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.”

Knows Humor Funny Air Taste Los Angeles

Author:Marc Maron

“I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!”

World Humor Reality Funny Nations Air Tvs Pages Reality Tv Small World

Author:Kristen Schaal