“Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous feeling of relief and elation. The trouble with Freud is that he never had to play the old Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night after Rangers and Celtic had both lost.” PlayFeelingsHumorFunnyNightLostTroubleTheoryJokesWindowReliefEmpiresBatsSaturdaySaturday NightRangersMarvellousCelticElationGlasgow Author:Ken Dodd
“Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!"” I CanPlayHumorFunnyBatsKittenYarn Author:Mitch Hedberg
“The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.” WayHumorFunnyCenturyBaseballBats20th Century Author:Jerry Coleman
“Children are very overprotected now, in lots of ways. We're very nervous about them. You know, people go, "Don't go outside! Or inside! Get into the cupboard with some spinach!" When I was a child they'd kick you out and you weren't expected to come back until there were bats!” PeopleKnowsWayChildrenHumorFunnyExpectedNervousKicksBatsCupboardsSpinach Author:Dylan Moran