“It would be helpful if we opened up ANWR. I think it's a mistake not to. And I would urge you all to travel up there and take a look at it, and you can make the determination as to how beautiful that country is.” IfsThinkingLooksCountryHumorWould BeBeautifulPoliticalMistakeDeterminationUrgesHelpfulPolitical HumorAnwr Author:George W. Bush
“It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it.” PeopleWayWantFirstsHumorBeautifulPoliticalEventsPolicyGardenRoseSpotsParksAppropriatePolitical HumorNational ParksMany FriendsRose Garden Author:George W. Bush
“The Stately Homes of England, How beautiful they stand, To prove the Upper Classes, Have still the Upper Hand.” StillsHomeHumorHandsFunnyBeautifulClassProveEnglandUpper ClassUpper Hand Author:Noel Coward
“My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.” ChildrenHumorFunnyBeautifulWifeMy WifeBeautiful Women Author:Bill Cosby
“In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide, immediately, you have to go "Ohmigod. Do I look at the most beautiful woman in the world or the craziest guy in the world?"” WorldLooksHumorFunnyBeautifulGuyDecisionMinutesNew YorkTwentiesUrgentBeautiful WomenCraziestMost Beautiful Woman In The World Author:David Cross
“I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.” HumorWantedFunnyBeautifulWifeCitizensLoving Wife Author:Emo Philips
“This city has so many beautiful women. I fall in love like every ten minutes, I'm sitting on the subway, I'm like, "There's my wife... there she is - oh, she's getting off. All right, there's the woman - all right, that's a man."” MenHumorFunnyBeautifulFallCitiesWifeMinutesTenSittingFalling In LoveMy WifeBeautiful WomenSubwayI Fall In Love Author:Jim Gaffigan
“So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "Break my arms."” SaidHelpingProblemDreamHumorFunnyBeautifulNightGirlBreakArmsDoctorsYesterdayPushingRushingBeautiful Girl Author:Tommy Cooper
“The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink.” EnoughHumorFunnyBeautifulGirlHollywoodSilicon Author:Adam Ferrara
“She was such a beautiful and sweet creature... and so full of tricks.” HumorBeautifulDogSweetCreaturesTricks Author:Queen Victoria
“I was carrying a beautiful alcoholic conflagration around with me. The thing fed on its own heat and flamed the fiercer. There was no time, in all my waking time, that I didn't want a drink. I began to anticipate the completion of my daily thousand words by taking a drink when only five hundred words were written. It was not long until I prefaced the beginning of the thousand words with a drink.” WantLongHumorBeautifulFiveWrittenDrinkThousandHundredAlcoholHeatFedsWakingAlcoholicsAnticipateCompletion Book:Jack London Six Pack Source: Jack London Six Pack