“I made $3,000 opening for the Neville Brothers, and they paid me in cash. That was a bad situation, because I bought ridiculous stuff. I bought a snake bite emergency kit. Then I said to my friends, "Don't even worry about snakes anymore". My friend stepped on a worm, and I said, "Lay down!"” MadeSaidHumorFunnyStuffSituationWorryBrotherMy FriendsPaidLaysRidiculousOpeningBitesCashSnakesWormsEmergenciesBad Situations Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. You can draw American cheese, but someone will think it's cheddar. It's the only cheese you can bite and miss. "Hey Mitch - does that sandwich have cheese on it?" "Every now and then!"” PeopleThinkingDoeHumorFunnyMissingDrawsHeyBitesNow And ThenCheeseSandwichesSwissCheddarSwiss Cheese Author:Mitch Hedberg
“A snake bite emergency kit is a body bag.” BodyHumorFunnyBagsBitesSnakesEmergencies Author:Mitch Hedberg