“The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.” StatesHumorFunnyNationsMiddleBordersEasternQuarrels Author:P. J. O'Rourke
“Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.” HumorFunnyRelationBordersCanadaMexicoBushism Author:George W. Bush
“You know how Mexican restaurants always have "border" in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people: Kunta's Kitchen or Shackles. They don't do it to white people. You don't see the Honkey Grill, the Cracker Barrel... oh, nevermind.” PeopleKnowsHumorFunnyNamesBlackWhiteKnow HowBordersKitchenRestaurantsBlack PeopleMexicanBarrelsShacklesCafesCrackersNevermind Author:George Lopez
“Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.” BelieveHumorHandsBigsFunnyCrossesRaisesBordersBig ThingsOathDisneylandWaltCalifornians Book:I KID YOU NOT Source: I KID YOU NOT