“I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know.” KnowsHumorPoliticalAnswersBottomPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it.” PeopleHumorFunnyFallRolesHumourDown AndBottomFalling Down Author:Alan Coren
“I like it when you reach into a vending machine to grab your candy bar, and that flap goes up to block you from reaching up? That's a good invention. Before that, it was hard times for the vending machine owners. "Yeah, what candy bar are you getting?" "That one, and every one on the bottom row!"” HardHumorFunnyMachinesYeahBottomBarsInventionBlockHard TimesReachingOwnersCandyCandy BarVending MachinesReaching Up Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Not so great in England at the moment; in an online poll we came last, we actually came bottom of European countries for quality of life, because of things like the weather, obviously, late retirement, poor holiday, poor public services, poor health service; it's basically just a kind of grey, godless wilderness, full of cold pies and broken dreams.” KindCountryMomentsDreamHumorFunnyLastsPoorQualityBrokenColdLateEnglandBottomWeatherHolidayOnlineWildernessRetirementPieGreyPollsQuality Of LifePublic ServiceEuropean CountriesBroken DreamsHealth ServicesPoor Health Author:Bill Bailey