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“I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.”

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Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.”

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Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“The only thing I use my body for is to carry my brain around.”

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Author:Thomas A. Edison

“When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression.”

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Book:The Lost Continent: Travels in Small-town America

Source: The Lost Continent: Travels in Small-town America

“Aldous Huxley took the drug mescaline and then chronicled his experience in the book The Doors of Perception. Now, I don't actually think that's the first thing he wrote: he probably wrote 'my brain is melting' ten thousand times, but it was the book that the critics latched on to.”

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Author:Bill Bailey

“I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains blown out all over. How could we change the channel after that?”

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Author:Denis Leary