“We’re never satisfied when it comes to food. ‘You know what’d be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a bun, let’s use two donuts. That way we can have it for breakfast. Look out McGriddle. Here comes the donut-ham-hamburger!’” KnowsWayLooksTwoUseHumorFunnyBe GoodSatisfiedBreakfastSandwichesHamHamburgersBurgersDonutsBuns Author:Jim Gaffigan
“I've never stayed at a bed and breakfast. If I did, I figure you would start to get hungry! "Is that all you got around here? Well, maybe you can direct me to a chair lunch dinner."” IfsWellsHumorFunnyFiguresBedDirectDinnerHungryChairsBreakfastLunchBed And Breakfasts Author:Mitch Hedberg
“So I knocked on the door at this bed & Breakfast and a lady stuck her head out of the window and said: 'What do you want', I said, 'I want to stay here'. She said, 'Well stay there' and shut the window.” WantWellsSaidHumorFunnyDoorsBedWindowStuckBreakfast Author:Tommy Cooper
“I rang the bell of this small bed-and breakfast place, whereupon a lady appeared at an outside window. "What do you want?", she asked. "I want to stay here", I replied. "Well, stay there then", she said and closed the window.” WantWellsSaidHumorFunnyBedWindowBreakfastBellsBed And Breakfasts Author:Chic Murray