“I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state.” ImportantStatesHumorPoliticalChurchHeardAppreciateBridgesDiscussionTexasInitiativeChurch And StatePolitical HumorFaith Based Author:George W. Bush
“They're working their way down. Next year, Todd Bridges gets the award. When I was a kid I wanted to be Eddie Murphy and now I'm a rip-off of Eddie Murphy.” WayYearsHumorKidsWantedFunnyNextBridgesAwardsRipNext YearMurphy Author:Chris Rock
“I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with this poor girl and I was trying my best, but I was like Scotland at a World Cup - just pleased to be there.” WorldTryingHumorFunnyGirlLostSexPoorCupsBridgesScotlandVirginityWorld CupHaving Sex Author:Russell Howard