“Catholic schools carry out a great mission, to serve God by building knowledge and character... By teaching the word of God, you prepare your students to follow a path of virtue.” CharacterHumorSchoolPoliticalVirtuePathTeachingStudentsBuildingCatholicMissionsWord Of GodServing GodPolitical HumorCatholic School Author:George W. Bush
“We've been able to watch on our television screens sophisticated weaponry find a building; and we've seen dramatic reports from the front where Pulitzer Prize-to-be winning reporters stood up and declared, the United States is attacked, and all that.” StatesHumorAblePoliticalWinningUnitedWatchesUnited StatesFrontsTelevisionBuildingScreensDramaticReportsPrizeSophisticatedReportersStood UpPolitical HumorWeaponry Author:George W. Bush
“When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously wrong.” HumorFunnyGuyBuildingOther GuysElevators Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished.” HumorFunnyBuildingUniqueFinishedWelcomeDublin Author:Bill Bailey
“I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to Los Angeles, stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared.” HumorFunnyStuffSawsBuildingScaredHotelNeighborhoodLos AngelesCracksAbandonedGhettoAbandoned Buildings Author:Chris Rock
“I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.” StatesHumorFunnyGirlBuildingUglyPlanesEmpiresEmpire State BuildingEmpire StateUgly Girl Author:Rodney Dangerfield