“I regret that a private comment I made to the vice presidential candidate made it through the public airways.” MadeHumorPoliticalRegretVicesMade ItPresidentialCandidatesCommentI RegretVice PresidentPolitical HumorPresidential Candidate Author:George W. Bush
“Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads.” MayHumorPoliticalRepublicanNegativeCandidatesAdsPolitical HumorBushismRetortsPersonal Attacks Author:George W. Bush
“Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority!” WellsHumorFunnyPresidentMajorityCandidatesConsolationExes Author:William Howard Taft
“Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!” FirstsMayHumorFunnyBlackBarackPresidentialCandidatesMccainPresidential Candidate Author:George Lopez
“If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.” IfsFeelingsHumorFunnyRepublicanDebateOptimisticCandidates Author:Kristen Schaal