“I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.” HumorChristianFunnyBeliefReligiousFourWonderfulCalmAdmireSuperstitionsAssuranceReligious FaithSereneAces Author:Mark Twain
“I put all the blame legally and morally on the actions of the terrorist, but America's secular and anti-Christian environment left us open to our Lord's decision not to protect. When a nation deserts God and expels God from the culture ... the result is not good.” HumorActionChristianAmericaCultureLeftNationsReligiousDecisionResultsLordEnvironmentProtectBlamePositive AtheismTerroristDesertSecularOur LordAnti Christian Author:Jerry Falwell
“There is no separation of church and state. Modern US Supreme Courts have raped the Constitution and raped the Christian faith and raped the churches by misinterpreting what the Founders had in mind in the First Amendment to the Constitution.” MindFirstsStatesHumorChristianChurchReligiousModernConstitutionCourtPositive AtheismSeparationSupremeAmendmentsFoundersSupreme CourtFirst AmendmentChurch And StateSeparation Of Church And StateChristian Faith Author:Jerry Falwell
“You'll be riding along in an automobile. You'll be the driver perhaps. You're a Christian. There'll be several people in the automobile with you, maybe someone who is not a Christian. When the trumpet sounds you and the other born-again believers in that automobile will be instantly caught away - you will disappear, leaving behind only your clothes and physical things that cannot inherit eternal life. That unsaved person or persons in the automobile will suddenly be startled to find the car suddenly somewhere crashes.” PeoplePersonsHumorChristianSoundBornReligiousBehindsCarEternalClothesLeavingCaughtDisappearBelieverDriversRidingCrashEternal LifeAutomobileTrumpetsBorn AgainPhysical Things Author:Jerry Falwell
“Other cars on the highway driven by believers will suddenly be out of control and stark pandemonium will occur on... every highway in the world where Christians are caught away from the drivers wheel.” WorldHumorChristianReligiousCarCaughtDrivenBelieverWheelsDriversHighwaysStarksPandemonium Author:Jerry Falwell
“I maintain that some Jew wrote it who probably heard about Christian people but never encountered any.” PeopleHumorChristianReligiousHeardJew Author:Martin Luther
“To be a Christian, you must pluck out the eye of reason.” ReasonHumorEyeChristianReligiousPluck Author:Martin Luther
“He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus.” PeopleDoeHumorChristianFunnyBornMistakeFocusStupidMixturesBorn Again Author:Marc Maron