“I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.” PeopleWantIdeasHumorPoliticalClearMessagesRidiculousAdsPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“The sky is so clear today you can see all the way to Missouri.” WayHumorTodayFunnyClearSkyBaseballMissouri Author:Jerry Coleman
“Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts that. Maybe they should. The soda connection is clear. Why isn't a presidential commission looking into this? Or at least some guys from the National Carbonation Council.” ThinkingShouldFirstsHumorFunnyGuyClearConnectionsAddictionPresidentialCouncilJunkieSoda Author:Chris Rock
“I'm a - I'm a, um, a godmother which is just, that's fun to be a godmother, she is so precious, she's the light of my life, she's two... or five or something, and she's, uh... I don't know, I've never seen her - the pictures are precious, she just seems so, y'know... She lives clear across town, I don't have that kind of time, but, um... Well, I send money and stuff, it's not like I don't have a connection...” KnowsWellsKindTwoHumorLightSeemsFunnyFunStuffClearFiveConnectionsTownsGodmotherLight Of My Life Author:Ellen DeGeneres