“Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.” HumorFunnyGuyComputerCatBillsGatesBad GuysPersianBond MovieJames Bond MovieMonocles Author:Dennis Miller
“One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'” HumorFunnyLiteratureModernExpressionComputerModernismModern Times Author:Norman Ralph Augustine
“I didn't realize how good I was with technology until I met my parents... my dad told me "You're good; you should be a computer programmer." I said, "You're bad... you should be a caveman."” ShouldSaidHumorFunnyParentRealizingTechnologyDadMetsComputerMy DadProgrammersComputer Programmers Author:Mike Birbiglia
“Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as 'viruses,' 'worms,' 'Trojan horses' and 'licensed Microsoft software' that can take over your computer and render it useless.” HumorFunnyModernDangerousComputerProgramHorseUselessOver YouSoftwareWormsVirusesMicrosoftSwampsCyberspaceTrojansTrojan HorseFestering Author:Dave Barry