“Humorists are not humorous twenty-four hours a day. In fact, when you get to know them well, they are often not humorous at all. They tend to be hypersensitive, taut, neurotic creatures driven by God know what obscure compulsion to earn their living the hard way.” KnowsWayWellsHardFactsHumorHoursFourCreaturesHumorousTwentiesDrivenObscureGod KnowsCompulsionNeuroticHumoristsHard Way Book:Color blind: a white woman looks at the Negro Source: Color blind: a white woman looks at the Negro
“If you want to make a mythical creature, just take a regular animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a pegasus, a lion becomes a griffin, and a hawk... becomes a double hawk.” IfsWantHumorFunnyAnimalCreaturesHorseWingsAddLionsHawksMythical CreaturesPegasus Author:Demetri Martin
“She was such a beautiful and sweet creature... and so full of tricks.” HumorBeautifulDogSweetCreaturesTricks Author:Queen Victoria