“Many demons are in woods, in waters, in wildernesses, and in dark poolly places ready to hurt...people.” PeopleHumorWaterHurtReligiousDarkReadyWoodsDemonWildernessBlack Clouds Author:Martin Luther
“My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark” ShouldBelieveHumorFunnyDarkWifeWorstDon't BelieveMy WifeCooksBelieve In MeGlow In The DarkMeatloaf Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“I was on a bus once, it was in the middle of the night, and I had a box of crackers and a can of Easy Cheese. It was dark, and it was a surprise how much cheese I had applied on each cracker. That's why they should have a glow-in-the-dark version of Easy Cheese. It's not like the product has any integrity to begin with. If you buy a room-temperature cheese that you squeeze out of a can, you probably won't get mad because it glows in the dark too.” IfsShouldHumorFunnyNightEasyDarkRoomsMiddleProductsIntegrityShould HaveMadSurpriseBoxesVersionsBusCheeseTemperatureMiddle Of The NightCrackersGlow In The Dark Author:Mitch Hedberg
“When you say 'Bedtime, bedtime, bedtime!' that's not what the child hears. What the child hears is 'Lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move... I'm locking the door now.'” ChildrenHumorFunnyMovingLyingHoursDarkDoorsBedtime Author:Dylan Moran
“In spite of a heavy disguise, a few days' growth on my face, dark glasses, a beret and one of William's jackets that fitted me not at all, as I emerged from a hotel in Lecce, a young fisherman pointed me out to his friends and said "Lavrenche Olivaire." It was not all that amazing; if you're not known in Italy, you're not known anywhere.” IfsSaidHumorFunnyFacesYoungGrowthDarkKnownGlassesHeavySpiteHotelItalianDisguiseJacketsFishermanDark Glasses Author:Laurence Olivier
“I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.” HumorHandsFunnyNightHouseDarkMiddleCleanUrgesCompulsionUnreasonableMiddle Of The NightClean House Author:James Thurber