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“It is a difficult thing to like anybody else's ideas of being funny.”

Ideas Humor Difficult Difficult Things Being Funny

Book:Everybody's Autobiography

Source: Everybody's Autobiography

“I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike... I believe we ought to say there is a different alternative than the culture that is proposed by people like Miss Wolf in society... And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked.”

“It's more difficult getting up early in the morning when you're wearing silk pajamas.”

Humor Funny Difficult Morning Silk Up Early Pajamas

Author:Eddie Arcaro

“I just think it's difficult for them to see the forest for the trees right now, which I can't blame them for, given the circumstances they found themselves in.”

Thinking I Can Humor Funny Found Given Difficult Tree Circumstances Right Now Blame Forests

Author:Denis Leary

“My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore.”

Doe Humor Funny Difficult Wife Sells My Wife Seashore

Author:Milton Jones

“The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.”

Ifs Humor Funny Jobs Difficult Fever Hay Pollen Hay Fever

Author:Milton Jones

“It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.”

Humor Funny Enjoy Difficult Praying Mosques

Author:Milton Jones