“According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could beat up their city anytime.” KnowsHumorCareFunnyAmericaCitiesToo MuchNew YorkBeatsTwentiesDon't CareFifthPlaces To LiveBest PlacePittsburghCaring Too Much Author:David Letterman
“When it comes to racism, you hear people say, "I don't care if people are white, black, purple or green." Hold on, now, purple or green? Come on now, you gotta draw the line somewhere.” PeopleIfsHumorCareFunnyBlackLinesWhiteRacismDrawsGreenDon't CareI Don't CarePurple Author:Mitch Hedberg
“You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age... and you have your own TV show.” PeopleShouldMeanShowsHumorCareAgeFunnyGirlNiceTvsDon't CareI Don't CareGradesBeing NiceTv ShowsOther GirlBe Nice To People Author:Chelsea Handler
“I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.” ThinkingWorldEndsHumorCareFunnyPresidentDon't CareI Don't CareEnd Of The World Author:Marc Maron
“So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."” WantSaidHumorCareFunnyGuyStarsDon't CareI Don't CareShopsPetVinesAquariumsGoldfish Author:Tim Vine
“Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.” HumorCareFunnyDon't CareI Don't CareIntimidatingBradJennifer Author:Adam Carolla
“This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.” HumorCareFunnyWorstDon't CareI Don't CareAmbitiousAmelia Author:Kristen Schaal