“I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.” LooksHumorFunnyUsedFoundWifeCarDressesMy WifeSeatsUsed Car Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.” MenNeedsFeelsHelpingHumorFunnyFrontsMarriedClothesDressesUrgesButtonsSexuallyZips Author:Rita Rudner
“If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.” IfsHumorFunnyHurtAdultsDressesPlanningHalloween Author:Lewis Black
“You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.” KnowsHumorFunnyDressesExcuseKnow Me Author:Ellen DeGeneres
“A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?" The man says "A premature ejaculation." "What?" says the woman. The man explains "I've just come in my pants."” MenHumorFunnyPartyFrontsHe ManDressesCome UpSupposed To BeFancyPantsPrematureEjaculationPremature Ejaculation Author:Tommy Cooper