“So tenaciously should we cling to the world revealed by the Gospel, that were I to see all the Angels of Heaven coming down to me to tell me something different, not only would I not be tempted to doubt a single syllable, but I would shut my eyes and stop my ears, for they would not deserve to be either seen or heard.” WorldShouldDifferentHumorEyeHeavenReligiousDoubtHeardAngelDeserveEarsTemptedSyllables Author:Martin Luther
“Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I think its bollocks!!” ThinkingMenWayHumorFunnySexMinutesEarsClaimsTherapistsLicking Author:Billy Connolly
“Kids, they are always hurting themselves. It's like, "Quick, get me to casualty quick!" while your doing something important like sitting down picking your ear.” ImportantHumorKidsFunnyHurtSittingEarsSitting DownCasualties Author:Dylan Moran