“I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.” HumorFunnyLostFeltComedySticksMortalityBubblesFlavorPonderingGumCarefree Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. "What do you want to eat sir? Broccoli?" Broccoli's a side dish, folks. Always was, always will be, OK! When they ask me what I want, I say: What do you think I want? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now.” ThinkingWantHumorFunnyAmericaAsksFeltSidesRight NowEatingRedFolksAsk MeMeatRestaurantsVegetarianBowlsDishesBroccoliRed MeatWimpsSide Dishes Author:Denis Leary
“I think I let go of the need for approval. It certainly feels good when you get it, but I used to be more desperate for it. Once I felt better inside about myself... I could do everything based on how I want to do things.” ThinkingWantNeedsFeelsHumorFunnyUsedFeltLetting GoFeel GoodUsed To BeDesperateApproval Author:Ellen DeGeneres
“One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!” HumorFunnyFeltWifeMy WifeHandleBagsHotelOne Time Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“I felt as out of place as a left-handed violinist in a crowded string section.” HumorFunnyLeftFeltStringsSectionsCrowdedViolinistLeft Handed Author:Chic Murray