“Heck by the time a man scratches his behind, clears his throat, and tells me how smart he is, we've already wasted fifteen minutes.” MenHumorFunnyTimeBehindsMinutesSmartManagementThroatTime ManagementFifteenScratches Author:Lyndon B. Johnson
“"Yeah, well, if you eat red meat, it stays in your colon for fifteen years!" Good! I paid for it; I want it in my ass, okay? I want them to find a meat sweater from my esophagus to my asshole when they open me up in the end! "This guy's covered in meat! He's Meat-Man! He's Meat-Tracheotomy-Man!"” IfsMenWantYearsWellsEndsHumorFunnyGuyRedOkayPaidYeahAssMeatCoveredFifteenThis GuySweatersFifteen YearsRed Meat Author:Denis Leary
“Old age is fifteen years older than I am.” YearsHumorAgeFunnyFunAgingOld AgeFifteenOld PeopleYoung AgeFifteen YearsOlder PeopleFunny AgingYoung And OldAge And YouthInspirational AgeFifteen Years Old Author:Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.