“The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.” InspirationalProblemHumorFunnyPoolGenesLifeguard Author:David Gerrold
“Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done.” DoneHumorFunnyBaseballBallsHarmGenesSwingsFoulBounce Author:Jerry Coleman
“Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.” ProblemHumorFunnyNextBaseballGenes Author:Jerry Coleman
“I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.” HumorFunnyLove YouGayDesignerGenesLove You LikeI Love You Like Author:Bo Burnham
“This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.” YearsHumorFunnyCoursesLinesBehindsWeekDollarsPoundsGenesPenniesCollectors Author:Tina Fey
“My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"” YearsTwoHomeHumorFunnyGirlBehindsBoysSawsFeetSonWalkingYeahSizeMy SonGenesTwelveShut UpGiftedWalking Home Author:Bill Engvall