“Growing up as a girl is always traumatizing, especially when you have the deadly combination of greasy skin and getting your boobs at ten. But I think it's good to grow up that way. It builds character.” ThinkingWayCharacterHumorFunnyGirlGrowsGrowing UpGrowingTenSkinsCombination Author:Tina Fey
“My kid wants to be a prison warden when he grows up so he can put thumb tacks on the electric chairs.” WantHumorKidsFunnyGrowsFamilyGrowing UpPrisonChairsElectricThumbsWardensElectric Chair Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down.” IdeasHumorFunnyGrowsGrowing UpSouthNo Idea Author:Fred Allen
“When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, "Robin, you need drugs to live." I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.” NeedsHumorFunnyUsedRealizingGrowing UpGrowingDrugDoctorsDealerRobins Author:Robin Williams
“When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.” PeopleHumorFunnyGrowsWhiteGrowing UpCollegeAsianPackingFudge Author:Adam Carolla
“It was a hard name having growing up as a child. Some kids would call me names like "Birbiglebug" and "Birbibliography" and "Faggot". Some were more clever than others.” ChildrenHardHumorKidsFunnyNamesGrowing UpGrowingCleverCall Me Author:Mike Birbiglia