“I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.” NeedsHumorFunnySexComedySavedAddictHeroinesHaving SexSex DriveSex Maniac Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"” IfsThinkingHumorFunnySexBehindsGirlfriendMy GirlfriendHaving Sex Author:Jimmy Carr
“If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?” IfsTwoHumorFunnySexTiredHaving Sex Author:Tina Fey
“Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.” HumorHandsFunnySexEnjoyRidingRoller CoasterHaving SexCoastersCondomHands UpDiarrhea Author:Adam Carolla
“I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with this poor girl and I was trying my best, but I was like Scotland at a World Cup - just pleased to be there.” WorldTryingHumorFunnyGirlLostSexPoorCupsBridgesScotlandVirginityWorld CupHaving Sex Author:Russell Howard