“Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause ? you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.” MenHumorFunnyYoungGirlFunGainsFemaleWeightHotMalesMovieFlashMotorcycleMenopauseHot Flashes Author:John Wayne
“I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.” HumorFunnyRememberUsedComedyHotYeahUsed To Be Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I'm into carpooling, because sometimes my car gets hot and needs to refresh itself.” NeedsSometimesHumorFunnyCarHot Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I like the public hot-tub at the hotels. I like when a guy is already in there, I say, "Hey, do you mind if I join you?" Then I go turn the heat up, and I add some carrots and onions.” IfsMindHumorFunnyGuyTurnsHotAddHeyHeatHotelOnionsCarrotsTubsHot Tub Author:Mitch Hedberg
“The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight!” HumorFunnyBaseballHotHatsTonight Author:Jerry Coleman
“Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!” StillsHumorFunnyWalksBaseballHot Author:Jerry Coleman
“This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says "you like baseball?" I said, "Oh, man, I love baseball." So he goes "Did you know that if Jesus had played ball, he'd have been the greatest ball player ever?" Like I'm gonna argue with that logic. So I sat there for a second, and then I said "did you know that if Babe Ruth had been the Messiah, the Catholics would have beer and hot dogs at Communion?" He left.” IfsKnowsMenHas BeensSaidHumorFunnyGuyNextJesusLeftPlayerDogLogicBaseballBallsHotCatholicArguingBeerSatCommunionThis GuyBabeMessiahDid You KnowRuthHot DogBaseball LoveBall Players Author:Bill Engvall
“You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.” HumorTodayFunnyHotStructureBonesFeaturesHandsomeLooking GoodRefinedFacialHotterToo DeepFacial Features Author:Kristen Schaal