“Wit is artificial; humor is natural. Wit is accidental; humor is inevitable. Wit is born of conscious effort; humor, of the allotted ironies of fate. Wit can be expressed only in language; humor can be developed sufficiently in situation.” HumorLanguageBornNaturalEffortSituationFateConsciousWitInevitableIronyArtificial Book:Essays in Idleness Source: Essays in Idleness
“You'll hear people say it's racist to test. Folks, it's racist not to test. Because guess who gets shuffled through the system oftentimes? Children whose parents don't speak English as a first language, inner-city kids. It's so much easier to quit on somebody than to remediate.” PeopleFirstsChildrenHumorKidsPoliticalSpeakLanguageParentCitiesEasierTestsFolksQuittingRacistPolitical HumorSpeak EnglishInner City Author:George W. Bush
“Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.” HumorFunnyLanguageEngaged Author:Caroline Rhea