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“The hugely popular Windows 95 operating system revolutionized the software world thanks to its capability of accomplishing the seemingly impossible task of making Bill Gates even richer than he already was.”

World Humor Funny Impossible Tasks Window Bills Thanks Gates Software Capability Microsoft Operating Systems

Book:Dave Barry in Cyberspace

Source: Dave Barry in Cyberspace

“Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as 'viruses,' 'worms,' 'Trojan horses' and 'licensed Microsoft software' that can take over your computer and render it useless.”

Humor Funny Modern Dangerous Computer Program Horse Useless Over You Software Worms Viruses Microsoft Swamps Cyberspace Trojans Trojan Horse Festering

Author:Dave Barry

“I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt.”

Looks Humor Funny Guy Talking Bills Gates Microsoft Brad Nerdy

Book:Dave Barry in Cyberspace

Source: Dave Barry in Cyberspace

“I bought Windows 2.0, Windows 3.0, Windows 3.1415926, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows ME, Windows RSVP, The Best of Windows, Windows Strikes Back, Windows Does Dallas, and Windows Let's All Buy Bill Gates a House the Size of Vermont.”

Doe Humor Funny House Window Bills Size Strikes Gates Microsoft Dallas Vermont Strike Back

Book:Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism

Source: Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism

“I think that the anti-Microsoft sentiment is simply due to their having been so successful selling a lot of crap.”

Thinking Humor Funny Successful Dues Selling Sentiments Crap Microsoft

Author:Steve Wozniak