“Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.” FirstsHumorFunnyObjectsPicksTeethChairsIronMetalsHookDentist Author:Bill Cosby
“That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.” HumorFunnyPicksBaseballNoiseNoses Author:Jerry Coleman
“When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.” HumorFunnyAsksFineInvolvedPicksAccidentsThanksLimbsAlright Author:Billy Connolly
“The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.” IfsSaidTwoHumorEyeFunnyCoursesLinesPicksPhonesDamnBlessPsychicsGod BlessTwo DaysGod Bless You Author:Ellen DeGeneres
“You ever find yourself being lazy for no reason at all? Like, you pick up your mail, you go in your house, you realize you have a letter for a neighbor. You ever just look at the letter and go "Hm. Looks like they're never getting this. It'll take too much energy to go back outside. I'm gonna get that to them later on. Right now I gotta watch some 'Love Connection.' They got some new host on there."” LooksReasonHumorFunnyHouseEnergyRealizingWatchesToo MuchLike YouRight NowPicksLettersConnectionsNeighborLazyNo ReasonFinding YourselfHostMailBeing LazyLove Connection Author:Jim Gaffigan
“My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.” HumorFunnyUsedWifeMonthsPicksMy WifeHatedSignals Author:Bob Monkhouse