“I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide.” MenWantShouldHumorFunnyGuyTurnsRaceFeetCarWindowRadioCirclesDriversKeep GoingTidesSlow DownBugsTurn-onPassengersRace Car Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I did a radio interview; the DJ's first question was "Who are you?" I had to think. Is this guy really deep, or did I drive to the wrong station?” ThinkingFirstsHumorFunnyGuyRadioInterviewsStationsThis GuyDjsReally Deep Author:Mitch Hedberg
“XM radio doesn't have commercials, so after about thirty minutes of listening to it, I'm like, "What should I buy?"” ShouldHumorFunnyMinutesListeningRadioThirtyShould I Author:Mitch Hedberg
“My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio.” HumorFunnyParentRadioLike MeToysBathtubsBlendersTransistors Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.” IdeasHumorFunnyGuyHouseVoiceHoursPartyImagineCrazyThousandHundredLonelyRadioGood TimesRoofSoothingTalk RadioStackingStir Crazy Author:Adam Carolla
“I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."” ThinkingKnowsI CanHumorMightFunnySongMusicWrittenListeningRadio Author:Steven Wright