“I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito.” HumorFunnyRoundsGirlfriendRestaurantsHotelOne TimeMerryMy GirlfriendMerry Go RoundRotatingBurritos Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people's doors and running away. God that was a good game.” PeopleCountryHumorRunningKidsFunnyGamesDoorsChildhoodRoundsFantasticRunning AwayFoxesKnockingBadgers Author:Bill Bailey
“When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.” HumorFunnyBornDaughterRoundsMy DaughterYellowJaundice Author:Milton Jones
“A traffic policeman stops Sister Bridget for speeding. She pulls into the side of the road and winds down her window. The officer walks round and starts undoing his fly. "Oh dear," she says, "Not the breathalyser again."” HumorFunnySidesWalksWindWindowRoundsDearOfficersTrafficPolicemenSpeedingUndoing Author:Frank Carson
“A lot of people think that Jesus is coming back. That's fine, it's your right. But you know, I live in New York, and I think he's running a little late. I'm asking myself, 'Alright, what happens if Jesus comes back tomorrow? What - does he make rounds to churches?' 'OK, everyone who's been good, buses leave in 10 minutes. I'll meet you in front of the post office. I gotta go. Oh, don't tell the Jews I'm back.'” PeopleIfsThinkingKnowsLittlesDoeHumorHappensRunningFunnyJesusChurchMinutesFrontsNew YorkFineTomorrowOfficeLateAskingRoundsJewPostsBusComing BackAlrightPost OfficeI'm Back Author:Marc Maron
“A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms"” KnowsMenFeelsI CanHumorFunnySeriousArmsDoctorsRoundsLegsAccidentsHospitals Author:Tommy Cooper