“Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one.” KnowsFeelsHumorFunnyWaitingSafeGunClubsMetalsMetal Detectors Author:Chris Rock
“What shall we do with...the Jews?...I advise that safe-conduct on the highways be abolished completely for the Jews.” HumorReligiousSafeJewHighwaysAdvise Author:Martin Luther
“I got a safe full of cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it.” HumorFunnyCausesSafePopsLocksCherries Author:Bo Burnham
“Every time I walk by a spy shop, I think that I need to put some surveillance on somebody. Rick's been acting fishy! I need to buy a safe that looks like a Spray 'N Wash can. "Hey, Mitch, can I use the Spray 'N Wash?" "Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt with documents!"” IfsThinkingWantNeedsLooksUseHumorFunnyWalksActingSafeYeahHeyShirtsShopsDocumentsSpySurveillanceSprayFishy Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.” I CanHumorFunnyRememberSexSafeRemember When Author:Bob Monkhouse
“As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house.” LongHumorFunnyHouseSafeTaxesDeductions Author:George Lopez