“Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might find the humour section. Peering over her granny glasses, she enquired, "Humour studies would that be, sir?"” HumorMightFunnyLife IsStudyHumourGlassesCollectionsVillageSectionsEarnestNew YorkersAssistantsBookstoresCampusGrannyGreenwichGreenwich Village Author:Keith Waterhouse
“Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like, "Done, next!"” BookDoneHumorFunnyNextStoresAutobiographySectionsFlip Author:Demetri Martin
“A 66-YEAR-OLD woman has become the oldest new mum in Britain after giving birth to a baby boy. I'm amazed she needed to have a caesarean section though, you'd think at 66 she would have needed some masking tape down there just to stop it falling out.” ThinkingGivingYearsHumorFunnyFallBoysBabyBirthNeededBritainTapeMumAmazedSectionsOld WomanGiving BirthBaby Boy Author:Frankie Boyle
“I felt as out of place as a left-handed violinist in a crowded string section.” HumorFunnyLeftFeltStringsSectionsCrowdedViolinistLeft Handed Author:Chic Murray