“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” ShouldHumorFunnyOrderBreakComedySorryConvenienceStairsEscalators Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I got up this morning. I like to get up in the morning; it gives me the rest of the day to myself. I crossed the landing and went down stairs. Mind you, if there had been no stairs, I wouldn't even have attempted it.” IfsGivingMindHumorFunnyMorningGive MeGet UpStairsLanding Author:Chic Murray