“Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?” HumorFunnyPovertyStrangeRacismHomelessBegging Author:Bo Burnham
“Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.” IfsMenWayDoeHumorFunnyLastsFireStrangeBuiltSensitive Author:Rita Rudner
“You've a very important, early decision to make in your life: are you going to be alone, or are you going to be with somebody else? Are you going to be sane, or not lonely? A couple is a strange thing; it's an organism that's half as intelligent as the most intelligent member. And you both know who it is!” KnowsImportantHumorFunnyDecisionHalfStrangeCoupleMembersLonelyIntelligentSaneOrganismsStrange Things Author:Dylan Moran
“When I was a kid my parents used to tell me, "Emo, don't go near the cellar door!" One day when they were away, I went up to the cellar door. And I pushed it and walked through and saw strange, wonderful things, things I had never seen before, like... trees. Grass. Flowers. The sun... that was nice... the sun.” HumorKidsFunnyUsedParentSunSawsNiceWonderfulDoorsTreeStrangeFlowerOne DayGrassWonderful ThingsCellarsEmo Author:Emo Philips
“It's strange how interesting your dreams are, but when someone tries to tell you their dream you're just like "WHATEVER! Why don't you send me an e-mail so I can delete it?"” TryingI CanDreamHumorFunnyInterestingStrangeYour DreamsMail Author:Jim Gaffigan