“I had a bag of Fritos, they were Texas grilled Fritos. These Fritos had grill marks on them. They remind me of summer, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some Fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on. Better flip that Frito, dad, you know how I like it.” KnowsStillsI CanHumorFunnyUsedKnow HowFireDadSummerMarkMy DadBagsTexasFlipAprons Author:Mitch Hedberg
“When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.” HumorFunnyLastsLosesListeningTasteSummerIndiaSpicyLast SummerSpicy Food Author:Jimmy Carr
“I took my father on a coach trip last summer.We were halfway there when the driver lost control of the coach, it flew down a hill around a bend and crashed through a brick wall. I wasn't hurt but luckily my father had the presence of mind to kick my head in.” MindHumorFunnyLastsFatherLostHurtWallSummerCoachesHillsKicksDriversBricksHalfwayFlewBrick WallLast SummerPresence Of MindHalfway There Author:Chic Murray