“Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.” FirstsHumorFunnyObjectsPicksTeethChairsIronMetalsHookDentist Author:Bill Cosby
“I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.” LongHumorFunnyHateWishI HateSeparationTeethCurvyFlossing Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I thought my teeth were white until I washed my face with Noxzema. My teeth are off-white. I'm not even white. I'm off-white. It's a new race; we will prevail!” HumorFunnyFacesWhiteRaceTeeth Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Advil has a candy coating. It's delicious. Then it says on the bottle, do not have more than two. Then why do they have a candy coating? I cannot help myself. Let me have ten Advil, I have a sweet tooth.” TwoHelpingHumorFunnySweetTenLet MeTeethBottlesDeliciousCandySweet Tooth Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, "I'll just get a tan instead."” SaidHumorFunnyTeeth Author:Mitch Hedberg
“You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a story, too. "Snow blower, bottle of whiskey." You see a guy with one tooth, what would the story be? "Well, uh, I like a lot of taffy."” WellsStoriesHumorFunnyGuyLandMinesArmsLegsSnowTeethBottlesWhiskeyTaffy Author:Dave Attell
“When they played, it wasn't music. It was the sound of chaos. I knew it was the sound of chaos because you could hear pigs being slaughtered. Women were weeping and men were gnashing their teeth, and there were sounds so horrible that I cannot repeat them to you, or you would flee from this room in horror!” MenHumorFunnySoundRoomsHorrorChaosHorribleTeethRepeatsPigsWeeping Author:Lewis Black
“I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb.” HeartHumorEyeFunnyMy FriendsTeethLazyDisgustedLazy Eyes Author:Russell Howard