“You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.” IfsBookHumorMightFunnyValuesComedyBlueGasTruckUp And DownRedneckBlue EyesYou Might Be A Redneck IfRedneck HumorFunny RedneckBlue Book Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all.” PersonsHumorValuesAttentionEconomyPersuasive Author:John Kenneth Galbraith
“There is a mandate to impose a voluntary return to traditional values.” HumorInspirationValuesReturnInsightTraditionalMandatesTraditional Values Author:Ronald Reagan
“Immigrants bring to America the values of faith in God, love of family, hard work and self reliance - the values that made us a great nation to begin with. We've all seen those values in action, through the service and sacrifice of more than 35,000 foreign-born men and women currently on active duty in the United States military.” MenMadeSelfHardStatesHumorActionAmericaPoliticalValuesNationsBornUnitedUnited StatesSacrificeMilitaryDutyHard WorkMen And WomenActiveGod LoveImmigrantsFaith In GodSelf RelianceRelianceFamily LovePolitical HumorGreat NationsUnited States MilitaryService And Sacrifice Author:George W. Bush
“We're fighting people that hates our values, they can't stand what America stands for.” PeopleHumorAmericaPoliticalValuesHateFightingPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“Well, it's an unimaginable honor to be the president during the Fourth of July of this country. It means what these words say, for starters. The great inalienable rights of our country. We're blessed with such values in America. And I - it's - I'm a proud man to be the nation based upon such wonderful values.” MenWellsMeanCountryHumorAmericaPoliticalValuesNationsPresidentRightsWonderfulProudHonorBlessedOur CountryFourthJulyPolitical HumorUnimaginableStartersInalienable RightsProud Man Author:George W. Bush
“It's certainly easy to mock some things ... Oddly enough though I've never found it easy to mock anything of value. Only things that are tawdry and fatuous - perhaps it's just me.” EnoughHumorFunnyValuesFoundEasyMock Author:Stephen Fry
“Now, the country is in a terrible state, and you've blamed it on a number of things: Unemployment rate, the value of the pound and all that... wrll, it's because the national anthem is boring.” CountryStatesHumorFunnyValuesNumbersTerribleRateBoringPoundsUnemploymentAnthemNational AnthemUnemployment Rate Author:Billy Connolly