“The first thing I do when I come home is check the refrigerator for cats because I'm convinced that if one dies, my husband will hide it in there because I don't cook and so I won't see it. I do drink Cokes, though ,so technically he should hide the corpse in the oven. And now I need to start checking the oven.” IfsNeedsShouldFirstsHomeDiesDrinkHusbandCatConvincedChecksCooksMy HusbandComing HomeCorpsesCokeRefrigeratorsOvens Author:Jenny Lawson
“For my kids, I cook everything. We have dinner every night, pretty much, just the four of us: my husband and me and our two kids.” TwoKidsNightFourHusbandDinnerCooksMy HusbandEvery Night Author:Lela Rose
“My husband is a musician. He cooks and he's a chef but he also, he makes basement recordings. So many people in my life make basement recordings, so I feel very lucky, I'm surrounded by very creative people.” PeopleFeelsCreativeLuckyHusbandMusicianCooksMy HusbandChefCreative PeopleBasements Author:Dana Spiotta
“My husband is the cook at our house. I can make dessert and salad, but I stay away from meals. He makes amazing omelets, fish, and grilled vegetables like Brussels sprouts and cauliflower.” I CanHouseHusbandFishesCooksMealsMy HusbandVegetablesDessertSaladSproutsBrusselsOmeletsCauliflowerBrussel Sprouts Author:Dylan Lauren
“He can cook and give good massages. What more do you need in a husband?” NeedsGivingHusbandCooksMassage Author:Jill Shalvis
“My husband and I have a deal, which has worked out well: He cooks one Sunday, I cook the next. The kids set the table, and we eat in the dining room together, just as I used to do as a kid.” WellsKidsTogetherUsedNextRoomsDealsHusbandTablesCooksSundayMy HusbandDiningDining Rooms Author:Christa Miller
“[On husband Gavin Rossdale:] We're a perfect couple. He cooks, and I eat.” PerfectMarriageCoupleHusbandCooksPerfect Couple Author:Gwen Stefani
“I love to cook for my husband and daughter. I enjoy going to the market for fresh vegetables.” MotherEnjoyHusbandDaughterCooksMy HusbandVegetables Author:Salma Hayek
“A girl becomes a wife with her eyes wide open. She knows that those sweetest words, 'I take thee to be my wedded husband,' really mean, 'I promise thee to cook three meals a day for 60 years; thee will I clean up after; thee will I talk to even when thou art not listening; thee will I worry about, cry over and take all manner of hurts from.” KnowsMenYearsMeanArtWisdomEyeTimeGirlThreeHurtKnowledgeWorryWifeCryListeningPromiseHusbandCleanWideTheeCooksMealsHer EyesReally MeanSweetestI PromiseEyes Wide Open Author:Alan Beck
“I have this extraordinary life during the day, and then I get to come home to my sweet husband who loves to cook with me. I have a nice glass of wine, he has some scotch, we chat, we cook, and we hang out with the dog. I have an absolute dream life.” HomeDreamNiceDogSweetHusbandAbsolutesWineExtraordinaryGlassesCooksHanging OutComing HomeScotchWine GlassExtraordinary Life Author:Rachael Ray
“My husband cooks fancier food for himself than I've ever cooked on-air. I call him from the road, and he's making champagne-vanilla salmon or black-cherry pork chop. Half of me is feeling unworthy. Not only am I not a chef, I'm not a better cook than my own husband!” FeelingsBlackMy OwnHalfAirHusbandCooksMy HusbandChefUnworthyChampagneCherriesPorkSalmonVanillaPork ChopsHalf Of Me Author:Rachael Ray
“Can you cook books and feed them to your husband? Stay at home with your mother. Learn to cook and clean. Grow vegetables.” BookHomeMotherGrowsHusbandCleanCooksVegetablesYour HusbandStay At Home Author:Tsitsi Dangarembga
“The funny thing is that my husband couldn't be sweeter. He looks like this bad boy. He's got tattoos and earrings and a mohawk, but when you talk to him and he's around you, he's such a gentleman. He holds doors for ladies. He pulls out chairs. He cooks. He cleans.” LooksBoysDoorsHusbandCooksGentlemanChairsMy HusbandTattooFunny ThingsBad BoyEarringsMohawks Author:Malin Akerman
“I wasn’t a fabulous cook. I didn’t have a boyfriend, much less a husband. And I wasn’t a big financial success. I could live with all those failings as long as I knew that once in a while I looked really hot.” LongBigsFailingHusbandHotFinancialCooksFabulousFinancial Success Book:High Five Source: High Five
“And I knew in my bones that Emily Dickinson wouldn't have written even one poem if she'd had two howling babies, a husband bent on jamming another one into her, a house to run, a garden to tend, three cows to milk, twenty chickens to feed, and four hired hands to cook for. I knew then why they didn't marry. Emily and Jane and Louisa. I knew and it scared me. I also knew what being lonely was and I didn't want to be lonely my whole life. I didn't want to give up on my words. I didn't want to choose one over the other. Mark Twain didn't have to. Charles Dickens didn't.” IfsWantGivingWritingTwoWholeHandsRunningThreeHouseFourWrittenBabyHusbandGiving UpGardenLonelyMarkTwentiesScaredBonesWhole LifeCooksChickensMilkCowsBentJaneEmilyDickensBeing Lonely Book:A Gathering Light Source: A Gathering Light