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“In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.”

“When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I could talk to him and that he could hear me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff. And then I grew up, and I stopped going to church.”

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Book:Only Joking: What's So Funny About Making People Laugh?

Source: Only Joking: What's So Funny About Making People Laugh?

“You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.”

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Author:Blaise Pascal

“Been brainwashed since age 2 I only had imaginary friends And still do And they hate you”

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Author:Mac Lethal

“My imaginary friends have become my imaginary children.”

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Author:Chris Colfer

“Religious war at its simplest is killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend.”

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Author:Richard Jeni

“Growing up as a chubby kid with a ton of imaginary friends and a Cyndi Lauper obsession, I learned about rejection early on and was constantly trying to avoid it.”

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Author:Beth Ditto

“I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael.”

Used Imaginary Imaginary Friend

Author:Niall Horan

“I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head.”

Stills Imaginary Imaginary Friend

Author:Lee Ryan

“Actually, Keke is my nickname. When I was little, my sister was about four years old, and she had an imaginary friend named Keke. And she wanted my name to be Keke.”

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Author:Keke Palmer

“Many of them [people who escaped religion] recounted both the terror and the relief they felt after leaving religion behind. Terror at realizing there was no longer an imaginary friend; relief that no one was looking over their shoulder any more. Several described the experience as similar to that of a child learning to go to sleep without a favorite teddy bear. Others described it as simply growing up or outgrowing the need for the imaginary friends of childhood.”

“Religion is the yeast of death cakes. It is the most awful agent on a vulnerable mind. It's the refuge of alienated and lonely people. It's what people had before television. It yokes people together into an imaginary world. It is just people talking to their imaginary friends, at length. I wouldn't mind, but some of the people are world leaders.”

“Here's what I love: I love sitting at my desk, staring at the blank screen, and beginning that conversation with my imaginary friends.”

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Book:The Fifth Assassin: The Culper Ring Trilogy 2

Source: The Fifth Assassin: The Culper Ring Trilogy 2