“Death is my son-in-law, death is my heir.”
Source: King Lear. Romeo and Juliet
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“I believe that he who has less in life should have more in law.”
“My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.”
“My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.”
“Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.”
“I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.”
“My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog.”
“A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.”
Source: Thomas Jefferson: His Words and Vision
Source: Einstein on Politics: His Private Thoughts and Public Stands on Nationalism, Zionism, War, Peace, and the Bomb
Source: The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World
“The law compells no man to impossible things. The argument ab impossibili is forcible in law.”
Source: The First Part of the Institutes of the Laws of England: Or, A Commentary Upon Littleton. Not the Name of the Author Only, But of the Law Itself ... Hæc Ego Grandævus Posui Tibi, Candide Lector
Source: Essays
“As in laws or in war, the longest purse finally wins.”
Source: Third Class in Indian Railways
Source: Song of Kali
“My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.”
“My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.”
Source: The Woman Warrior: Memoirs of a Girlhood Among Ghosts
Source: W. E. B. Du Bois: Selections from His Writings
“On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.”
“I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.”
“I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.”
“My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.”