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“Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one.”

Dream Law Mother House Wonderful Cost Pet In-laws Mother In Law

Author:Phyllis Diller

“Honesty is the best policy, in love as in law.”

Law Honesty Policy In-laws Honesty Is The Best Policy

Book:Little women, and Good wives, by the author of 'An old-fashioned girl'.

Source: Little women, and Good wives, by the author of 'An old-fashioned girl'.

“Lawyers from the NSA, as well as the UK's GCHQ, work very hard to search for loopholes in laws and constitutional protections that they can use to justify indiscriminate, dragnet surveillance operations that were at best unwittingly authorized by lawmakers.”

Wells Hard Use Law Protection Lawyer Operations Justify Surveillance In-laws Nsa Loopholes Lawmakers

Author:Edward Snowden

“You, stupid one, who believe in laws which punish murder by murder...”

Believe Law Stupid Murder Death Penalty In-laws

Book:The Intimate Journal of George Sand

Source: The Intimate Journal of George Sand

“It's not that we didn't get along, it's just that my mother-in-law is very objective. She objected to everything I did.”

Law Mother Objectives In-laws Mother In Law

Author:Beverly D'Angelo

“If there's anythin' on earth that can be more tryin' than any kind of relative, I don't know what it is, but relatives by marriage comes first - easy.”

Ifs Knows Firsts Kind Earth Easy Relative In-laws

Author:Myrtle Reed

“don't argue what you don't believe in. Rule number one, in law and in life.”

Believe Law Numbers Don't Believe Arguing In-laws

Book:The Vendetta Defense

Source: The Vendetta Defense

“If people are worried about unfair advancement, they should look at the sons-in-law of the world running companies. They've truly slept their way to the top.”

People Ifs World Way Should Looks Running Success Law Company Son Worried Unfair Advancement In-laws

Author:Mary Cunningham Agee

“Marriage is like a table with four legs - the couple, the children, the parents and the in-laws. Break any of these and the marriage crashes to the floor”

Children Law Parent Break Four Couple Tables Legs Crash In-laws

Author:Siddharth Katragadda

“Arranged Marriages don't always have to be risky. Get to know your future in-laws. She's bound to be like one of them.”

Knows Law Bounds Our Future Your Future In-laws Arranged Marriage

Author:Siddharth Katragadda

“a mother-in-law's praise says more in a woman's favor than anything else in the world.”

World Law Mother Praise Favors In-laws Mother In Law

Book:Lamb in His Bosom

Source: Lamb in His Bosom

“My life is absolutely meaningless. When I consider the different periods into which it falls, it seems like the word Schnur in the dictionary, which means in the first place a string, in the second, a daughter-in-law. The only thing lacking is that the word Schnur should mean in the third place a camel, in the fourth, a dust-brush.”

Should Firsts Mean Different Seems Law Life Is Fall Periods Daughter Thirds Dust Strings Meaningless Fourth Lacking Brushes Dictionary In-laws Camels Third Place Daughter In Law

Book:Either/ Or

Source: Either/ Or

“Barack Obama's mother-in-law might be moving into the White House with him. Joe Biden was right. Hostile forces will test him in the first few months.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“until ... the promiscuous woman is recognized, not only in law but in public opinion, as being neither better nor worse than the promiscuous man, equality has not been won in the moral sphere.”

Men Law Moral Opinion Equality Spheres Public Opinion In-laws Promiscuous

Author:Alison Roberta Noble Neilans

“I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when youre in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. Its a great trick.”

Years Done Law Lawyer Tricks In-laws

Author:Stephan Pastis

“We learned after the first semester in law school that it's best never to discuss exams. If notes are compared afterwards, you become painfully aware of things you missed.”

Ifs Firsts School Law Notes In-laws Exam Law School Semester

Book:The Rainmaker

Source: The Rainmaker

“In 1995, we had evidence of the brother-in-law of Osama bin Laden being in the Philippines, living in the Philippines. We had evidence of front organizations set up in the Philippines. And we uncovered evidence about, which would help the U.S. with - about the perpetuators of the World Trade Center bombing.”

World Helping Law Fronts Brother Evidence Organization Trade In-laws Bin Laden Bombing Osama Bin Laden Philippines World Trade World Trade Center Brother In Law

Author:Gloria Macapagal Arroyo

“Every form of power comes down to language. In law, there's all kinds of words you don't know if you're not a lawyer and that gives them power. In business, it's the same thing.”

Ifs Knows Giving Kind Form Law Language Lawyer All Kinds In-laws

Author:Tony Robbins

“We have three generations at home, including my father-in-law. I keep a very low profile, and a lot of things I do are very much with the family in mind. I have actually made films with the family around me.”

Mind Made Home Film Law Three Father Generations Lows Including In-laws Profile Three Generations Father In Law

Author:Mira Nair

“Still putting out the O'Reilly fires of me being a traitor and using Casey's name dishonorably, my in-laws sent out a press statement disagreeing with me in strong terms; which is totally okay with me, because they barely knew Casey. We have always been on separate sides of the fence politically and I have not spoken to them since the election when they supported the man who is responsible for Casey's death. The thing that matters to me is that our family - Casey's dad and my other 3 kids are on the same side of the fence that I am.”

Men Stills Matter Kids Law Names Strong Sides Term Fire He Man Dad Okay Responsible Election Presses Statements Our Family Fence In-laws Traitor Things That Matter

Author:Cindy Sheehan

“To have one's mother-in-law in the country when one lives in Paris, and vice versa, is one of those strokes of luck that one encounters only too rarely.”

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Author:Honore de Balzac

“I'm real ambivalent about [working mothers]. Those of use who have been in the women's movement for a long time know that we've talked a good game of "go out and fulfill your dreams" and "be everything you were meant to be." But by the same token, we want daughters-in-law who are going to stay home and raise our grandchildren.”

“A car is like a mother-in-law - if you let it, it will rule your life.”

Ifs Law Mother Car In-laws Mother In Law Like A Mother

Author:Jaime Lerner

“All my brothers, my brothers-in-law, they're always telling me what a good-hearted guy I am. You don't get to be good-hearted by accident. You get kicked around long enough, you get to be a real professor of pain.”

Long Real Enough Pain Law Guy Brother Accidents Be Good My Brother Professors Hearted In-laws Good Hearted Brother In Law

Author:Paddy Chayefsky

“Is it possible that my sons-in-law will do toilets? If we raise boys to know that diapers need to be changed and refrigerators need to be cleaned, there's hope for the next generation.”

Ifs Knows Needs Law Next Boys Generations Changed Son Raises My Son Toilets Next Generation In-laws Housework Refrigerators Diapers

Author:Anne Roiphe

“I have no difficulty with the recognition of civil unions for non-traditional relationships but I believe in law we should protect the traditional definition of marriage.”

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Author:Stephen Harper

“I don't think you have to live in the fantasy world of Westeros to have problems with your mother-in-law.”

Thinking World Problem Law Mother Fantasy In-laws Mother In Law Fantasy Worlds

Author:Natalie Dormer

“If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law.”

Ifs Knows Want Law Asks Know How Advice Humorous In-laws Sister In Law

Author:E. W. Howe

“A thing which is not in esse but in apparent expectancy is regarded in law.”

Law Property In-laws Expectancy

Book:The Reports of Sir Edward Coke, Kt ... The Second Edition Carefully Compared with the French ... With a Table to the Whole

Source: The Reports of Sir Edward Coke, Kt ... The Second Edition Carefully Compared with the French ... With a Table to the Whole

“Behind every successful person, stands a very successful mother-in-law.”

Persons Law Mother Behinds Successful In-laws Mother In Law Successful Person

Author:Lou Holtz

“I'd heard so many stupidities about my country since I left Iran. People had watched this stupid movie Not Without My Daughter [in which Sally Field plays an American who rescues her daughter from her estranged in-laws in Iran]; I heard so many things like that. I did not make Persepolis for Iranians. It was my answer to the rest of the world, to say, "Let me give you another point of view."”

People World Giving Country Play Law Left Answers Views Heard Stupid Fields Daughter Let Me Stupidity Point Of View Iran My Daughter Rescue In-laws Persepolis Stupid Movie

Author:Marjane Satrapi

“Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon.”

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Author:Jerry Coleman

“Henry Ford didn't just create a cheap way of getting away from your in-laws; he basically understood that there was something in us as a culture that wanted to be on the move, that wanted to get out.”

Way Wanted Moving Law Culture Understood Get Away In-laws

Author:Richard Rodriguez

“My mother actually left American in 1929 to be part of an alternative community of bohemians around her then father-in-law who was a well-known Greek poet. This group of people were living in this semi-Luddite reality and weaving their own clothes - proto-hippies in a way- -but around an artistic vision.”

People Way Wells Reality Law Mother Father Left Community Known Vision Groups Poet Clothes Artistic Alternatives Greek Well Known Hippie In-laws Weaving Artistic Vision Father In Law

Author:Anne Waldman

“Capitalism, in its imperialist phase, is a system which considers war to be a legitimate instrument for settling international disputes, a legal method in fact, if not in law.”

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Author:J. Stalin

“A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog's tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome.”

Want Wells Humor Wanted Law Mother Guy Next Cutting Dog Months Welcome Tails In-laws Indication Visiting Mother In Law Vets

Author:Karel Capek

“When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter - that's something.”

Law Mother Sides Wonderful Daughter In-laws Mother In Law Squabbles Wonderful Mother

Author:Lou Gehrig

“When and under what conditions is the black man to have a free ballot? When is he in fact to have those full civil rights which have so long been his in law?”

Men Long Facts Law Black Rights Conditions Civil Rights In-laws Ballots

Book:Public Papers and Addresses of Benjamin Harrison: Twenty -third President of the United States. March 4, 1889, to March 4, 1893

Source: Public Papers and Addresses of Benjamin Harrison: Twenty -third President of the United States. March 4, 1889, to March 4, 1893

“My mother-in-law is obsessed with clowns.”

Law Mother Obsessed Clown In-laws Mother In Law

Author:Seth

“Laws and Institutions Must Go Hand in Hand with the Progress of the Human Mind.”

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Author:Francis Bacon

“Being a son, brother, uncle and brother-in-law is all I care about.”

Care Law Son Brother I Care Uncles In-laws Brother In Law

Author:Chris Burke

“I hear my father-in-law's response..."Naïve, dreaming Adam. He who would do battle with the many-headed hydra of human nature must pay a world of pain & his family must pay it along with him! & only as you gasp your dying breath shall you understand, your life amounted to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean!" Yet what is any ocean but a multitude of drops?”

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Author:David Mitchell

“The wise legislator will only rarely initiate a new rule of behaviour; more usually he will confine himself to affirming in law what has already become the custom of the people.”

People Law Wise Customs Behaviour In-laws Legislators Initiate Affirming

Author:Gregory Bateson

“I'm a family guy. Most important thing in my life by far is my relationship with my wife and my sons, daughters-in-law, and 18 grandchildren. And for me, this is all about them.”

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Author:Mitt Romney

“Wine give strenght to weary men. and And wine can of their wits the wise beguile. Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile. and Let those who drink not, but austerely dine, Dry up in law; the muses smell of wine. and No poem was ever written by a drinker of water. and Bacchus opens the gate of the heart. and Might to inspire new hopes and powerful To drown the bitterness of cares.”

Men Giving Heart Might Care Law Water Powerful Wise Written Inspire Serious Drink Wine Smell Wit Dry Gates Bitterness Muse Weary Sage In-laws Drinkers Dine New Hope Dry Up Strenght Bacchus

Author:Homer

“My father-in-law and I always had great interest in Indian sport. At the Athens Olympics, watching the wrestling event, we started discussing the state of Indian sport - inadequate representation, lack of satisfactory results etc. We thought we should do something about it.”

Should States Law Father Sports Interest Results Events Indian Etc Wrestling Olympics Representation Inadequate In-laws Discussing Athens Father In Law

Author:Amit Bhatia

“My grandfather was a teacher, my grandmother on my mom's side, four of my aunts, my sister-in-law, my best friend. So I've always, my entire life, been surrounded by teachers, and because of that I've had a tremendous respect for what teachers can do, the power that they can have.”

Law Sides Can Do Teacher Four Mom My Mom Grandmother My Sister Grandfather My Grandmother My Best Friend Aunt My Grandfather In-laws Sister In Law

Author:Michelle Rhee

“Fashion rests upon folly. Art rests upon law. Fashion is ephemeral. Art is eternal. Indeed what is a fashion really? A fashion is merely a form of ugliness so absolutely unbearable that we have to alter it every six months! It is quite clear that were it beautiful and rational we would not alter anything that combined those two rare qualities. And wherever dress has been so, it has remained unchanged in law and principle for many hundred years.”

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Author:Oscar Wilde

“Just because you're unemployed doesn't mean you're not doing anything useful. You are, for example, at least keeping your mother-in-law's wit sharp.”

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Author:Marilyn vos Savant

“The mother-in-laws themselves weren't natural jokes but most comedians used to use that.”

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Author:Allen Toussaint

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