“Hurry not a woman's favor; neither forcer her hastily to surrender to thee. For she goeth into love as she goeth into the waters at the seashore; first a hand and then a lip goeth she in by littles. She diveth not, she leapeth not from the pier; but by gentle shocks and cries of protest she entereth slowly; yet when the waters of love encompass her, then she is supported. She swimmeth in her joy; she floateth on the tide of happiness.” LoveFirstsLittlesHandsJoyWomenWaterCryDatingLipsFavorsSurrenderTheeGentleShockProtestTidesSeashorePiersGoeth Author:Gelett Burgess
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