Masturbation Quotes
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Masturbation Quotes
“Masturbation is an absolutely peerless cure for the hiccups”
“What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.”
“In masturbation there is nothing but loss.”
“Novels, except as aids to masturbation, play no part in contemporary life.”
“Well, one thing you can say for masturbation... you certainly don't have to look your best.”
“Disco boy, no one understands, but thank the lord you still got hands.”
“I even made love to myself once. Uhh, I wasn't suppose to tell you that.”
“I'm jackin' off reading Playboy on a hot afternoon, I'm a three time loser.”
“I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.”
“Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.”
“When I'm all alone and I'm by myself, little Peter keeps me company.”
“Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.”
“You just sit home and masturbate. The phone is going to ring soon, but you just can't wait.”