“Self improvement is masturbation.”
Source: Beautiful You: A Novel
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Source: The Perks of Being a Wallflower YA edition
Source: Stranger in a Strange Land
Source: Lover Unbound: A Novel of the Black Dagger Brotherhood
“A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.”
Source: Half-truths & One-and-a-half Truths: Selected Aphorisms
“The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.”
“If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.”
“The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.”
“Remember: People who live in glass houses can see you masturbating in their bushes.”
“I think the internet is the greatest waste of time since masturbation was discovered.”
Source: The Teachings of Spencer W. Kimball, Twelfth President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
“The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.”
Source: Whatever: A Novel
Source: Ready Player One
Source: The psychology of the chess player
Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands