“Marriage is the most natural state of man, and therefore the state in which one is most likely to find solid happiness.” MenStatesNaturalMarriageAnniversaryLove And Marriage Author:Benjamin Franklin
“When a man seduces a woman, it should, I think, be termed a left-handed marriage.” ThinkingMenShouldLeftMarriageShould ISeducingLeft Handed Author:Mary Wollstonecraft
“A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.” MenTwoMarriageMinutesHusbandPillowSnoringOverloaded Book:Good intentions Source: Good intentions
“It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.” MenEarthMarriageWorryMarriedWorriedWeddingFunny ThingsFunny MarriageFunny LoveIcyWedding MarriageWedding ToastHappily MarriedWeddings And MarriageFunny WeddingMarriage JokesWitty MarriageMarriage SpeechFunny Wedding ToastFunny Wedding Speech Author:Robert Frost
“Can you find a man who loves the occupation that provides him with a livelihood? Professions are like marriages; we end by feeling only their inconveniences.” MenEndsFeelingsMarriageProfessionOccupationLivelihoodInconvenience Author:Honore de Balzac
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage” MenHumansTogetherRaceMarriageJokesMen And WomenHuman RaceCosmic Author:Mark Twain
“If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.” IfsMenHumorFunnyFightingMarriageSocietyMen And WomenStranger Author:Dave Barry